Hi! I’m Kaz. I write things with wit, charm, soul, and sometimes spaceships. In particular, I:

• Write copy for clients.
  Specifically conversational, relatable and engaging things for cool people and organisations.
• Teach courses about writing.
  Wanna learn how to write things that sound like you? And that people actually want to read? Have I got good news for you.
• Publish Clattermouth, my ‘empathetic and hilarious’ newsletter.
  Loosely speaking, it’s about creativity, confidence, and self-acceptance. Tightly speaking, it’s about, ugh, so much more. Hmm. I guess that was even looser, really.

What I do NOT do is finish literally any of these sci-fi novels on my harddrive, but I live in hope. If you’ve got a question, you can get me at kaz@clattermouth.com. Keep it short, though, or I’ll take 17 years to reply.